Ready for a good laugh that’s as refreshing as a stroll through your garden? We've gathered the best gardener jokes that are sure to make your day a little brighter and your green thumb a little greener. Join us for a hearty chuckle and discover why these jokes are the perfect addition to any gardener's toolkit.
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1.
Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening. Watson asked what he planted.
He replied, “A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”
2.
What do you call a garden that is chicken-proof?
Impeccable.
3.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
4.
What part of a plant has the most friends?
The bud.
5.
Why did the gardener bury all her money?
To make her soil rich.
6.
What would be a gardener's favorite Beatles song?
Lettuce Be.
7.
Why did the gardener change his mind about gardening even though he wasn't fond of it?
Because the plants grew on him.
8.
Why did the gardener decline the job offer?
Because the celery was very low.
9.
How long does it take for a gardening business to flourish?
You have to give it some thyme.
10.
What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.
11.
Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
Because they were too corny.
12.
Why should you not tell a secret in a garden?
Because potatoes are known to have eyes, and the corn has ears.
13.
Why did the garden owner get arrested?
Because he was disturbing the peas.
14.
What vegetable is always cold?
A chili.
15.
What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
"I am what I yam!"
16.
What name would be given to an angry pea?
Grump-pea!
17.
What kind of flowers should you give your mother?
Chrysanthe-mum.
18.
What do you call a French gardener's favorite flower?
Croissanthemum.
19.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
Because they can easily put the petal to the metal.
20.
What makes some plants better at math as compared to others?
They have square roots.
21.
What did one plant say to another in the plant race?
"I am rooting for you."
22.
How much room should you give to fungi to grow?
As mush-room as possible.
23.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño yo business.
24.
What do trees drink?
Root Beer.
Share these with a dad. He'll think they're the bee's knees!
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